Smooth move Exlax! (or Nantucket Boy)

Let’s end this long and stressful week with a funny story, shall we?

My best friend calls me last night during 30 Rock and tells me she has a “funny joke”. I’m always in the mood to laugh, so I tell her to enlighten me. Let’s call her Nantucket Girl. We’ll call her boyfriend (who I adore dearly) Nantucket Boy. So I listen to the story…

Nantucket Girl: Nantucket Boy wanted to drink something other than beer or water, so I told him to drink some tea. Mind you, he’s never drank tea before. He went into the kitchen, made his tea, and then we settled in on the couch together – both with tea cups in hand.

Nantucket Girl: After our show finished, I went into the kitchen to put our cups away. Low and behold, I see the wrapper to the tea bag that Nantucket Boy used. Yikes!

Nantucket Girl: I went back in the living room to ask Nantucket Boy about his choice in tea, “Nantucket Boy, why did you make the Smooth Move Tea?” He responded, “What? Huh? Eh? I just grabbed a tea bag from the Red Rose box…..does this mean I’m going to have diarrhea in an hour????”

Many of you may not laugh or even find this story funny (I definitely didn’t do the retelling justice when compared to the way Nantucket Girl shared the funny story), but I’ll tell you that I laughed so hard I thought I was going to toss my cookies! Mr. M and Tman looked at me very strangely until they heard the story too.

Lesson of the day boys and girls: Never mix your laxative tea bags with your regular tea bags because someone might get hurt.

I love you Nantucket Girl and Boy!!!